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ARAFAT WANTS TO NEGOTIATE "PEACE"...FOR SRI LANKA! *********************************************************
             "He is a political animal of psychopathic predisposition...
              He hates those who command intellect or culture and
              he despises intellectuals." *********************************************************
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"YES...I AM READY!" - Yasser Arafat
ARAFAT OFFERS TO NEGOTIATE
SRI LANKAN PEACE!
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(SNS News Service - 3/25) Visiting PLO Leader Yassir Arafat called for peace in Sri Lanka and offered to mediate a settlement to the country's ethnic war that has killed more than 50,000 people. Arafat told a meeting here shortly after talks with Sri Lankan President Chandrika Kumaratunga that he was willing to help restore peace in the island where Tamil Tiger guerrillas are fighting for a separate state. "I am under the disposal of the friendly people of Sri Lanka," Arafat said. "We are now facing a new order. The order of the new order is peace. I offer all my effort and support for you to reach a settlement." Asked if he was willing to be a mediator between the Colombo government and its warring partner, the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE), Arafat said: "Yes. I am ready." "I am offering it officially now," Arafat said at a Palestinian friendship meeting here. Arafat also held talks with Prime Minister Sirima Bandaranaike who had strongly supported the PLO.
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"Since the collapse of the USSR, and the move of the Sri Lankans to fill the vacuum that was created...the world was never the same. I think the reason Arafat offered his mediation must be that he is trying to get the Sri Lanka government to exert pressure on Israel to implement the "peace of the brave" deal. Since the USA is not exerting the pressure needed to do that, Sri Lanka is our last hope. I think Arafat knows the consequences well, if God forbid that the Sri Lanka Civil war continues. He knows the threat that will cause on the distribution and supplement of Tea to the Arab world. Without Sri Lankan tea the people in the region will be walking and feeling like one who just smoked two pack of weeds. And since we operate heavy machinery in the Arab world (which might be our brains) one needs to be conscious and alert, which only can be the case if we drink Sri Lankan tea. Arafat is good in throwing the ball around, and forcasting disasters, and I think the ball now is in the Sri Lankan court and I hope it stays there."
               Saad
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     "The collision between Arafat and the Zionist regime in Israel is reaching a new level of sophistication. He may not be a frank collaborator, but who cares as he is fulfilling his designed role. Arafat cares only about himself, his status and his appearance. He is obsessed with the way he is received, even when he is met by his subordinate officers or his pawn ministers, the ceremony has to be formal with flags and national anthem and it must be the first item on the TV news. He has to be "respected" in public eye. What is important for him is to feel important. He is obsessed with power and the show of power. He managed through money and power to corrupt every one around him, every one. He hates those who command intellect or culture and he despise intellectuals. He has no understanding of civility, morality or decency. He is a political animal of psychopathic predisposition. His aim justifies his means. His aim is himself, nothing else. Arafat tries hard to demolish the remains of the Palestinian civil society. He marginalised the elected legislative council, undermined the civil courts, tortured human rights activists, attacked civil liberties, suppressed newspapers, intimidated political opposition and spread an atmosphere of fear. Arafat monopolized Palestinian economy, established his own companies, controlling import and export, investment and development. It is almost impossible today to do any business without partnership with Arafat's men or paying commission. Some are forced to pay a frank ransom. Arafat denies the legislative council any role except the ceremonial. The only resolution that was allowed to be executed was the council decision to call for a protest strike day against Israel's settlement policy. Arafat refused to discuss the peace agreement with the council. He even refused the council to discuss the infamous Hebron agreement. The Palestinian official TV station was ordered not to broadcast the Council's deliberations."
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