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sigh............
9/5/2002 (12:02) |
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I know, I know:
You're worried about your retirement going up in smoke.
You're worried about your bankrupt employer investing your 401K in a Florida mansion.
You're worried because the Anthrax mailer is still on the loose.
You're worried because the world still hates
America and there are still no air marshals on
commercial flights.
You're worried about Osama Bin Laden
FedExing a suitcase nuke to New York.
You're worried because I sat on a Clinton plan to dismantle Al-Qaida for 8 months.
Well, stop worrying! I've devised the perfect plan to
get your mind off all these troubles: ANOTHER WAR WITH
SADDAM! Remember how much fun the last one was? Smart
Bombs and Stealth fighters! Patriots vs. Scuds! The
'Highway of Death!' Remember the briefings with Stormin'
Norman? Remember that video of the Iraqi truck getting
nailed on that bridge - and how we all laughed and
laughed? Ah, good times, good times.
I guarantee you won't think about anything else as long
as we have a fun war with Iraq on CNN for you every day
and every night......Or your money back!
Yes, it'll be an expensive war, and this time Kuwait
won't be picking up the tab. Yeah, it'll probably speed
the economy's decline into depression. But come on - who
needs a job when the War's on TV?
Reasons? Do I really have to come up with reasons to go
to war with Iraq? Are you really going to make me go
through all that trouble of coming up with reasons the
way you did my father? Fine, I'll just put in a call to
the family PR firm, Hill & Knowlton. What'll it be?
Women? Babies? How about puppies?
'Saddam slaughters his own puppies.' Would that do?
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